Coffee!!! Coffee!!!!!!!
I need caffeine cuz I just fell asleep in English just now. Did I learn anything interesting today? I like to post about interesting or weird things...hmmm...well, we had to play this game in history which I hated cuz it's time consuming and confusing, but better than taking notes. I have the song "Fight Music" by D12 stuck in my head. I like Devil's Night by them, too. I think Eminem is funny because he's sarcastic about things...he takes things like pop music and pop stars and makes fun of them, which I appreciate, so I don't have to do it myself. Who the hell wants to listen to people whine and cry out love songs to their significant other, which happens to be another pop star? Such crap. I just realized that the computer doesn't have a cent sign, like when you are trying to say 10 or 15 cents, you know? And they don't make frowning winking smilies...I know that winking is a happy and posisitive gesture, but they should make frowning winking smilies because I think it would be cool. But who cares what I think? Oh, read the book The Brides of Eden-it's good. Hahaha---here's a joke I just found...
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man said sarcastically," what's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my son."
And here's some good questions to ponder-
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
And here's just some random crap-
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (Which reminds me of when Oprah or some lady was so happy when Ray Charles or some blind piano player performed for her birthday, and she was so happy she bought him some really nice expensive car...who the hell buys a blind man a car?)
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
And one last thing...You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. - Chris Rock
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man said sarcastically," what's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my son."
And here's some good questions to ponder-
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
And here's just some random crap-
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (Which reminds me of when Oprah or some lady was so happy when Ray Charles or some blind piano player performed for her birthday, and she was so happy she bought him some really nice expensive car...who the hell buys a blind man a car?)
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
And one last thing...You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. - Chris Rock
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