It's thoughts like these that go through my head at work...

A moonlight walk scented candle...what does a moonlight walk smell like? well, it smells like a moonlight walk! smells great...like horseshit because well i don't know what else it would smell like! or the candles that are scented as angels wings...how the fuck do you know what THAT smells like? have you ever gone up to an angel and said "excuse me but i need to smell your wings...i need to make a new candle scent." what if these angels wings are the spawn of satan!? i can assure you that they wouldn't smell far from fire. and on air cleanser bottles-it says DO NOT INHALE but yet you are supposed to spray it in the air AND BREATHE IT IN! it's the same fucking thing. because you think "oh if it purifies the air, i can only imagine what it'll do to my lungs..." yeah, me too. i can imagine discinegrating, however the hell it's spelled. oh and window cleaner that's scented! tell me, when was the last time you went up and smelled a window? wow it smells like flowers in here...you got a garden? Nope that's my windows! and you go around smelling windows until they lock you up for good.